Tim Geithner Feeds Zombies!

They've infiltrated the corridors of power! GOD help us all for Tim Geithner Feeds Zombies.
Get Barak to an undisclosed location quick!

Diablo Cody Producing Zombies!

If the U.S. Treasury Secretary feeding them wasn't unsettling enough, now comes the shocker: stripper turned Oscar winning screenwriter Diablo Cody Producing Zombies!
She may have had a sordid history, but really, did anyone see this coming?! Wow. Then again look closely at that photo. Perhaps it's not as surprising as we thought..

One things for sure, the Keep Austin Zombie infantwear is going on the fast track!